HE FELL ASLEEP IN CHURCH -- JOKE
An elderly couple was in church. The man had worked late that night, so he fell asleep in church. The preacher asked :
"Who is the son of God ?"
The woman poked her husband with a pin. He jumped out of his seat and yelled : "
JESUS !!!"
Then he fell back asleep. Later the preacher asked:
"Who is our heavenly father ?"
She stuck him with a pin again and he yelled :
"GOD !!!"
And, yet again, he fell back asleep. At the end of the sermon, the preacher asked :
"What did the angels say to Mary ?"
She poked him with the pin again, then he said :
"I swear to God, if you poke me with that pin one more time, I'll shove it up your ASS !!!!"
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ????
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