Funny Women Quotes

Funny Women Quotes


I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine---Mel Gibson

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money---Edgar Watson Howe

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against---David Niven

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult---Charlotte Whitton

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both---Samuel Butler

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone---Lenny Bruce


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