WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 17

WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 17 -- JOKE



    * The good girls keep the diaries the bad girls never have the time.


    * I always thought that if I were popular, I must be doing something wrong.


    * Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.


    * The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?


    * When a man gets up to speak, people listen, the look. When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.


    * When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; but different.


    * It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.


SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???


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